The Notebook turns 10 this month, which means the story of Allie and Noah has reminded you for a full decade that you'll probably die alone.
While Nicholas Sparks' movies can be a little corny and a tad repetitive, they also serve as harsh reminders that you have no one to build you a telescope.
This list can help you gauge which Sparks flicks are safe to watch when you're out of a relationship, and which might send you into a self-pity spiral. The following are ranked from least to most depressing while single.