Hey, Ladies, Halloween Is More Than Showing Your Melons [VIDEO]

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Annie Colbert
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Hey, Ladies, Halloween Is More Than Showing Your Melons [VIDEO]

Keep your pumpkins in your costume. That's the message busted out by rap duo EmotiStyle for women considering showing off extra treats this Halloween.

October 31st once marked the celebration of a ghoulish holiday reserved for scaring the crap out of 'fraidy cats and tossing Tootsie Rolls in the pillowcase bags of panhandling trick-or-treaters. Nowadays, the spooky shenanigans show a lot more cleavage -- and legs, back and tummy.

The hoochification of Halloween casts a spell over normally mild-mannered women, transforming them into "sexy" versions of everyday things. EmotiStyle reminds ladies to "keep it classy" and not let all that sugar mess with their sense of decency.

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