LONDON -- With his unique blend of sweary Cockney bluntness, no-nonsense shutdowns and occasional lip-syncs of famous movie scenes, British actor Danny Dyer is a force to be reckoned with on Twitter.
From tales of depressed rabbits to pictures of arrogant ducks, we've rounded up some of his most confusingly hilarious tweets below.
1. The time he watched Ratatouille.
Just watched Ratatouille with the Littlen.........fuck me I was rooting for that rat........— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 13, 2013
2. The time he discussed his OCD.
I wouldn't say my OCD was that bad but...this is just absolute bollocky behaviour...half ruined my Sunday to be fair. pic.twitter.com/TGCEJQGvRw— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) June 14, 2015
3. The time he discussed his feelings about the early bird.
I hate that early bird........ You know the one who catches the worm.........get back in ya nest ya feathery little mug.........— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) November 26, 2013
4. And his feelings on Wednesdays.
Wednesday's shit...Monday and Tuesday u know where u stand..Thursday's alright...but Wednesday..ya never gonna b Friday...ya midweek prick.— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 19, 2015
5. And, of course, his feelings about Donald Trump.
The politicians of the U.K. should watch Katie Hopkins of Daily https://t.co/LgtY0qdv9U on @FoxNews. Many people in the U.K. agree with me!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 10, 2015
Is it me or is this geezer completely off his strange looking nut. https://t.co/37KOv7vnC3— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 10, 2015
6. The time he fed the ducks.
What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck................. pic.twitter.com/AWjWoRqzE1— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) September 18, 2013
7. The time he announced his wedding in the most Danny Dyer way ever.
Finally my kids will no longer be bastards....me and @MasDyerJo are finally getting married after a 25 stretch...thanks for the love people.— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) March 2, 2015
8. The time he auditioned to be the next James Bond.
I'm just putting it out there......If Daniel Craig wants to move on... pic.twitter.com/w8FqA0gRps— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
9. (He really put his heart and soul into it.)
I was born for it.... pic.twitter.com/ZQbN0PWk4G— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
There were more where those came from, too.
10. His reaction to Twitter going down.
Twitter can be one arrogant prick sometimes.— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) January 19, 2016
11. The time he went to the zoo.
How fucking depressed are the animals in a Zoo. Me and my littlen felt a bit guilty staring at em. Even the Rabbits looked fucked. ;(— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) July 13, 2013
12. The time he reimagined this 'Star Wars' conversation.
Jedi..... pic.twitter.com/Z6eSKzEdl4— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) November 30, 2015
13. And put a sweary twist on this Disney exchange.
Good night princess.. pic.twitter.com/npMzLdunGq— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 6, 2015
14. The time he shared his thoughts on the prime minister.
For all his faults you cannot deny that @David_Cameron is a brilliant story teller......... pic.twitter.com/yNRIfzq8Hx— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) July 23, 2015
15. The time he gave his opinion on flies.
Beautiful day......beautiful.......such a shame that the flys are floating about.....the shit eating busy pricks......— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) July 1, 2015
16. The time he shared this piece of wisdom.
If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich..... #Sundaycomedownphilosophy— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) August 16, 2015
17. The time he watched Question Time.
Gonna watch a bit of #question time while munching on a toasted crumpet that's absolutely pissing with marmite...;)....sophistication.— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) April 10, 2014
18. The Christmas when he expressed his concern for Santa.
No one ever asks Santa what he wants for Christmas......bless him the fat.....bearded piss head...... pic.twitter.com/rImaD81Grv— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 2, 2013
19. The time someone tried to troll him, and he trolled back even harder.
@TheLadBible he is a massive bellend in all fairness— Liam Burton (@LiamBurton92) July 28, 2015
Mate you look like an Earthworm who's whacked a Hoodie on. https://t.co/bzKX4mGOkX— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) July 28, 2015
20. The time he rewarded himself after a hard evening of "Troll destroying."
Right that's enough Troll destroying for one night I'm gonna go and do something constructive like order a fucking Dominos pizza.— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) April 10, 2013
21. The time he visited a pond.
Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a fucking duck in sight. Maybe they was shy.....or maybe they was arrogant........pricks.— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 7, 2012
22. The time he imagined what Prince George was thinking.
Lady's and Gentlemen...Our future King....sweet dreams....the lot of ya. pic.twitter.com/wiyBWQHdlU— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) January 24, 2016
23. And finally, the time he gave this key piece of life advice.
Embrace your insecurities and contradictions............don't let em drown the fuck out of ya.......— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) September 22, 2013
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