WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD.
Game of Thrones, how dare you rip out our hearts and gobble them up like a Dothraki bride?
The gruesome climax to the so-called "Red Wedding" left GoT viewers shocked, saddened and craving some bloody revenge on House Lannister. Fans rushed to Twitter to express their anger, and console each other in 140 characters of Stark-loving devotion.
But when the sadness and rage are too much, there's always laughter. Sure, giggles can't bring the Stark family back together, but at least you can take a break from writing angry letters to George R.R. Martin.
1. George RR Martin likes to give kids lollipops and take them away just to make them cry. Then for good measure he beheads their parents #got— Brock Klein (@BrockAK77) June 3, 2013
2. Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters. #got— Travis H Moore (@xdoctortx) June 3, 2013
3. For every Twitter user who cancels HBO because of tonight’s #GoT I’ll donate $10 to the George RR Martin Fund for Dead Fictional Characters.— Ryan Block (@ryan) June 3, 2013
4. That just goes to show the importance of choosing the correct band for your wedding. #GOT— Lee Dowell (@leedowell) June 3, 2013
5. What I just witnessed on #gameofthrones hurts more than when my parents got divorced. My therapist and I have a whole new set of issues.— Joshua Schottland (@bonelesswings) June 3, 2013
6. This just about makes things better#got twitter.com/AJReid/status/…— Alastair Reid (@AJReid) June 3, 2013
7. There's good luck & bad luck, and then there's Stark luck #Gameofthrones #GoT when you wish you just had bad luck instead— Isaiah McGee (@isaiahmcgee) June 3, 2013
8. it’s too bad ‘entourage’ didn’t end like that #GoT— Andy Levy (@andylevy) June 3, 2013
9. Describing #GoT to non-fan: It'd be like if Don Draper was getting annoyed with Roger, and just suddenly beheaded him. And Peggy. And Joan.— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) June 3, 2013
10. I do appreciate how the producers were like "People are gonna need a minute, so let's maybe not run any music over the credits..." #GoT— Joan of Snark (@chocobohomo) June 3, 2013
11. What if last night's Game of Thrones was a 2005 comedy... #GoT #GameOfThrones twitter.com/MentalityMag/s…— Mentality Magazine (@MentalityMag) June 3, 2013
12. My friends call me "Game of Thrones" cause I'm such a huge disappointment.— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) June 4, 2013
13. Facebook profile now lists "House Bolton, Wedding Planner" in employment history. Today is a fine day. #GameOfThrones— Jim Sterling (@JimSterling) June 4, 2013
14. #got this amused me. twitter.com/BethStearn/sta…— Beth (@BethStearn) June 3, 2013
15. Hate the Game, not the Lannister.#GoT #redwedding— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 3, 2013
16. Still can't believe "Game of Thrones" had the gall to rip off the ending to "Bride Wars".— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) June 4, 2013
17. to all you smug 'heh heh heh' #got book readers, i can sense that you want something twitter.com/hotcoffeelawsu…— hotcoffeelawsuit (@hotcoffeelawsut) June 3, 2013
18. Game of Thrones makes The Walking Dead look like Sesame Street.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 3, 2013
19. I'll be having a #GameofThrones support group at 8pm tonight. Meet at the ledge of the Westgate Bridge. #GoT— Tony Wilson (@byTonyWilson) June 4, 2013
20. Game of thrones drinking game: Drink until it doesn’t hurt any more. #GoT #gameofthrones— ▲kvΔldir▲ (@kvaldir) June 3, 2013
Or, in summary:
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