Ariel just wants to be, like, part of our world, y'know?
News broke earlier this year about Sofia Coppola adapting the Hans Christian Anderson classic The Little Mermaid for the big screen.
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But how will Coppola reimagine the fishy tale? Funny or Die has a few ideas.
The parody pokes fun at Coppola's most often used tropes: waifish female protagonist, bad boy love interest and abundant indie soundtrack.
Don't be a guppy -- take a look.
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