It's Friday, and what better way to start the weekend than to forget about how rich everyone is getting at Facebook? Instead, let's laugh at a few hilarious tweets.
Twitter comedy connoisseur Rob Delaney has selected his favorite tweets of the week.
"There is little I enjoy more than sharing jokes I've found with others," says Delaney. "I enjoy it almost as much as writing jokes myself."
Just saw what I thought was a dog but it turned out to be a rolled-up carpet. I pet it anyway. Its name is Billy.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 17, 2012
Above are the 10 tweets that made Delaney laugh over the past week. To him, the things that aren't exactly set up as jokes are often the funniest on Twitter.
"If a tweet evokes a certain funny mood or really puts me in a scenario that I immediately can feel and relate to, I'll usually laugh harder than I would at a classic joke," says Delaney. "That said, please read and PLEASE retweet these jokes that made me laugh until I peed all over myself and my family."