In the words of Saint Leslie Knope, proud inventor of Galentine's Day, "Ovaries before brovaries, uteruses before duderuses."
Valentine's Day can be tough for all the lonely hearts out there. While everyone else is caught in Cupid's arrows, you're sitting at home with another box of cookies. It's okay, we've all been there.
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It's times like these when we must rely on the friendship of wonderful women in our lives -- and on our TVs. Relationships might break your heart, but your closest lady friends will always piece it back together again.
To celebrate, we've listed our reasons why this holiday far surpasses its rhyming predecessor.
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