It's the holidays, and dedicated Game of Thrones fans deserve a little downtime to catch up on their reading or try to stop speculating over who is and isn't dead. Alas, any Thrones fan knows that these thoughts are not so easily banished -- so the least we can do is indulge in a little retail therapy to ease the wounds inflicted by the Night's Watch.
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Vinyl Pop figures, $9.99
Plot twist: The Joffrey figure is quite adorable.
This Winterfell travel poster, $18.00
You can also buy posters for other locations, such as King's Landing and The Wall.
This "Winter is Coming" holiday hoodie, $19.99
Perfect for sweater parties and royal weddings.
These house sigil wine charms $14.99
Know which glass is safe to drink from by its house allegiance.
These house sigil coasters, $12.99
Even if you're not drinking wine, you need a coaster.
This rad tee, $22.40
Knowing nothing never looked so cool
This inspired cookbook, $21.41
George R.R. Martin's prose is well known for mouthwatering descriptions of food, so share meals with your ink-and-paper pals in A Song of Ice and Fire with this compilation of recipes.
This Khaleesi pendant, $17.50+ (depending on chain length)
For the moon of your life (or, you know, yourself).
This seasonally appropriate tee $16.18
Red, just like blood against snow.
This direwolf mug, $23.00
Remember direwolves? Where'd all the direwolves go?
This print of your favorite phrase, $44.57+ (depending on canvas size)
All men must buy.
This fire & blood ring, $9.99
TAKE WHAT'S YOURS.
This suggestive cushion, $20.00
There's a Jon Snow joke in here somewhere that doesn't imply incest.