Gilmore Girls started in 2000. Back then, there was no Twitter, no Facebook, not even MySpace, God rest its soul. All of those social networks would come to be during the show's seven-year run on the WB-turned-CW -- so the Gilmore fandom existed primarily, get this, IRL.
But with a new revival coming to Netflix, it's only fitting that the conversation move online -- and now that we know all of Rory's boyfriends are returning to the four-part miniseries, fans can't help picking at old wounds.
Guys, who would have thought that in 2016 we'd all be sitting here sharing our comically strong opinions about #gilmoregirls w/ each other?— cutesyusername (@cutesytwitname) February 11, 2016
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Team Logan
If #GilmoreGirls relaunch doesn't bring Rory & Logan back together, I'll be devastated. If she reunites w/Jess, I'll be enraged. #TeamLogan— Danielle Moriarty (@dmoriarty301) January 29, 2016
Rory's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! Holla #GilmoreGirls #TeamLogan https://t.co/ipaLsT5Xra— Rave (@QLizthefabulous) February 11, 2016
Call me crazy, but all of the #GilmoreGirls updates give me the chills. May have to go touch up my #InOmniaParatus tattoo soon. #TeamLogan— Samantha (@samanthasevero) February 11, 2016
If Rory doesn't end up with Logan I'm going to be really upset #GilmoreGirls #TeamLogan— Evan Cruse (@evancruse23) January 30, 2016
Team Jess
@megforpresident Good. We have poetry, sarcasm, and cookies. #TeamJess— Laura Crockett (@LECrockett) February 11, 2016
Think how dull the show would be without Jess. @MiloVentimiglia #JessIsBack #TeamJess #GilmoreGirlsRevival pic.twitter.com/Z9tG0klIle— Sashnee Moodley (@Sashnee) February 11, 2016
Well now I'm DEFINITELY watching the new @netflix #GilmoreGirls #TeamJess #Confirmed #PantsOff pic.twitter.com/Ms1ju6YpaH— Lauren Hebert (@lauhebert) February 11, 2016
Obviously a mature, more levelheaded Jess, like that we saw toward the end, is better than Logan. #teamJess— Jeff Zentner (@jeffzentner) February 11, 2016
I don't have a favourite #GilmoreGirls boyfriend... *heart skips a beat when Jess Marino trends in connection with #GilmoreGirlsRevival *— Amelia R-N (@AmeliaR_N) February 11, 2016
It's Mariano, not Marino -- but who can be bothered with spelling when your heart is aflutter with the ghost of unfulfilled, youthful love?
Team Not-Dean
Why am I getting annoyed at the Dean love on my TL...#GilmoreGirls will end friendships...blocks pending— Mel (@Melyorkie) February 11, 2016
Gross, Dean is returning for Netflix's #GilmoreGirls Revival #teamanyonebuthim https://t.co/YDVYcnO8c8— Crystal Carrazco (@fobluv3r) February 11, 2016
People who like Dean Forester: I will never understand you. #GilmoreGirls— Patricia Karounos (@patriciakar) February 11, 2016
I'm ok with all of Rory's exes returning as long as none of Lorelai's do. #GilmoreGirls— Jennifer (@LizLudgate) February 11, 2016
Dean, Jess AND Logan are all in the #GilmoreGirls revival? My head chooses Dean for Rory but my heart says Jess.— Thea (@AnatheaT) February 11, 2016
Your head is wrong. Or did it miss Seasons 4 and 5?
anybody who's #TeamDean must just be #TeamPadalecki. or they were #EarlySeasonsTeamDean. B/c motherfucker cheated on his wife. #GilmoreGirls— cutesyusername (@cutesytwitname) February 11, 2016
Team No One
With every ex of Rory's that announces their return, chances of my chosen endgame happening go down #GilmoreGirls pic.twitter.com/5Tgg2kG1Cp— Caroline Preece (@carolinepreece) February 11, 2016
All 3 of Rory's boyfriends are back on #GilmoreGirls. I guess this means no one wins.— Becca (@duckie7582) February 11, 2016
"Jess is coming back!" what the fuck ever. I ship Rory with brilliant independence from fuckboys #GilmoreGirls— Joan Bartay (@jmb3h93) February 11, 2016