Not to question the 2016 election's commitment to Sparkle Motion, but this election cycle has been devoid of choreographed song and dance.
Until now.
At the Donald Trump rally in Pensacola, Florida, on Wednesday night, three young girls -- who call themselves the USA Freedom Kids -- belted out a pro-Trump ditty, "Freedom's Call," which called on America to reject wimps and embrace Trump, the man who can make America great again!
The song was originally about General George S. Patton, but the group's manager, Jeff Popick, decided to swap in Trump, according to a release. He was looking for a tune that could spread Trump's cause in the wake of what he deemed "Obama debacles."
In Pensacola, #USAfreedomKids having breakfast with @realdonaldtrump. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Trump2016 A photo posted by USA Freedom Kids(@usafreedomkids) on Jan 13, 2016 at 6:29am PST
If this seems kind of familiar, maybe you're thinking of a similar performance honoring Russian president Vladimir Putin, as journalist Max Seddon pointed out. Here's that one:
Or maybe this adorable ode from a little tyke to North Korea's Dear Leader?
If you liked (or were terrified by) "Freedom's Call," USA Freedom Kids' also has "National Anthem Part 2."
Here are the lyrics to "Freedom's Call," just in case you didn't catch them all. (It's pretty much a word cloud of GOP speeches.)
Cowardice
Are you serious?
Apologies for freedom
I can’t handle this.
When freedom rings, answer the call!
On your feet, stand up tall!
Freedom's on our shoulders,
USA!
Enemies of freedom face the music,
Come on boys, take them down
President Donald Trump knows how
To make America great
Deal from strength or get crushed every time
[choreographed clapping]
Over here (USA!)
Over there (USA!)
Freedom and liberty
Everywhere
Oh say can you see
It's not so easy
But we have to stand up tall
And answer freedom's call.
USA (USA!)
USA (USA!)
We're the land of the free
And the home of the brave
USA!
The stars and stripes are flying
Let's celebrate our freedom
Inspire proudly freedom to the world
Ameritude (?) (USA!)
American pride (USA!)
It's attitude
It's who we are
Stand up tall
We're the red, white and blue
Fiercely free, that's who!
Our colors don't run,
No-siree
[More choreography]
Over here (USA!)
Over there (USA!)
Freedom and liberty
Everywhere
Oh say can you see
It's not so easy
But we have to stand up tall
And answer freedom's call.
[salute]
"Freedom's Call"is available on iTunes.