After viewing Ridley Scott's The Martian, one GoFundMe user has created a fundraising page to rescue Matt Damon from Mars.
Because this is the Internet and this is what we have come to.
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The campaign was instigated by "Kyle Douglas M," who is either extremely naive, or the ultimate fundraising troll.
The page urges viewers to donate, reminding everyone that Ben Affleck desperately needs his BFF back:
One of the greatest actors in Hollywood is currently trapped on Mars after a failed exploration. We need Matt back on earth because he is due to be in another "Bourne" movie. Matt is also a loyal friend to another Hollywood great Ben Affleck who needs Matt Damon's support as he goes through a divorce.
Thus far, the campaign has raised a total of $5 out of its $99 million goal.
Hang in there, Matt. Hopefully your GoFundMe picks up steam soon. Otherwise you may just have to suck it up and stay on Mars.