Praise be: There is now a way to incorporate the Golden Girls into your lingerie drawer.
Thanks to Candace Pugh's Etsy shop, "Bulletsandbees," you can now purchase silky granny panties featuring the Golden Girl of your choosing. The underwear runs for around $40 to $50 a pair. That may seem hefty, but they are handmade and made-to-order, naturally.
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You can choose from a white and lacy Rose pair ...
... an extra-high-waisted Sofia pair (for those who REALLY want to embrace the granny panty) ...
... a black and sassy Dorothy pair ...
... and a crotchless Blanche pair. Because we all know that if Blanche HAD to wear underwear, they would be crotchless.
And if you don't understand why you would need Golden Girls-themed underwear, just ask yourself this question: Have YOUR panties been nominated for 68 Emmys?
