Awards season is upon us, and with it, months of enduring stamina for putting up with Hollywood B.S. What better awards show to test our B.S. and alcohol tolerance than the boozy old Golden Globes?
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The Globes are notoriously a sloppy showbiz date party, so Mashable came up with a drinking game to make you feel like you're invited to the party. So pour yourself something delicious and take a drink...
1. When streaming beats out broadcast or cable
The future is now, people!
2. When a celeb has a weird clap
Apparently this is an acquired skill.
3. When someone doesn’t get the joke
4. When someone just DGAF
5. When the winner is a surprise
In previous years, we could usually predict the winners in our sleep, but this year’s awards race is...kind of a free-for-all. It's gonna be FUN!
6. When someone gets political
7. ...or kind of offensive
8. When a presenter or winner is visibly drunk
9. When someone is caught off-guard
10. When J-Law does something J-Law
11. When someone mentions the Weinstein Company
When Ricky Gervais laughs at his own joke
Did you miss that smarmy little giggle?
When someone tries to get back at Ricky
Must we stoop to his level?
When Ricky mocks NBC for having him back or for having no nominated shows
When Ricky mocks Steve Carell and/or forces a reference to The Office
When Ricky talks about drinking
We get it, people are drunk! We're starting to feel it, too...
Chug when you see a future GIF
Finish your drink (and make a new one) if Jennifer Lawrence so much as stumbles
The stakes get higher every year.