Miley Cyrus' tears look real in her video for "Wrecking Ball," but the pop star can only channel a potential 20 years of pain.
Gollum, on the other hand, can tap into six centuries of heartbreak.
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YouTuber Ijameswalters, who already used his impression skills to create Gollum covers of "I Dreamed a Dream" and "I Miss You," worked in a few rewrites on the Miley hit to make it more appropriate for Middle-earth.
Now all that's left is a question: Who would win in a battle of destruction, Miley's wrecking ball or Gollum's mountain troll?
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