You aren't Groot, this guy is.
Lee Hurley, a sculptor attending Dragon Con in Atlanta, has created a perfect and totally wearable Groot costume. At a convention renowned for excellent cosplay, Hurley is standing out like, you know, a tree.
Hurley told Mashable in a Facebook message that he's been constructing the costume for approximately three months, well before Guardians of the Galaxy was even released in theaters. So far, he's had no issues with the costume other than some velcro on the boots needing to be glued.
Take a look at Hurley's costume, below:
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