Touting itself as "the anus that made Britain great," UK chocolatier Edible Anus is selling gourmet versions of the human derriere.
Five boxes of these cringe-triggering candies -- crafted in Belgian dark, milk and white chocolate -- sell for $36, plus tax and shipping. Seems like a pretty steep price to pay for chocolate shaped like a human orifice.
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Edible Anus isn't alone in crafting candies not meant for the feeble stomached. The world of candy making is full of other oddities intended to disgust and thrill even the most adventurous eaters. From gummy boogers to candy ashes, these 10 candies will leave you grossed out (and maybe a bit hungry, weirdos).
1. Tower of Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples
This liquid candy is packaged in sterilized urine sample containers for a realistic effect.
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2. Scorpion Suckers
How many licks does it take to get to the scorpion of this lollipop? Too few.
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3. Gummy Boo Boos Candy Scabs
The retailer writes, "You know you want to lick that puss spot.... don't deny it.... and now you can.... with Candy Scabs!"
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4. Uncle Urnie's R.I.P. (Really Intense Powder)
Ever wondered what ashes taste like? Black cherry, evidently.
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5. Fish Head Suckers
Snack on this incredibly realistic, lemon-flavored fish head. Probably the least offensive of the bunch.
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6. Gummy Boogers
This candy may bring back memories of that booger-eating kid you sat next to on the bus in kindergarten.
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7. Sour Flush Candy Toilets
These candy johns come equipped with lollipop plungers and a sense of buyer's remorse.
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8. Gummy Ear Wax
As the retailer advises, these lemon-flavored globules don't come with Q-tips.
9. Cherry Liquid Candy Blood
To give to your one friend who's still pretty into Twilight.
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10. Chicken Lollipops
The orange-flavored pops have the eerily lifelike sheen of raw meat.
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Do you feel terrible? Us too. Let's share a Kit-Kat and forget these foods exist.
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