Guide to stealing candy from your children

 By 
Luke Strickler
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Everyone's got a sweet tooth, even those too old to dress up for Halloween.

Everyone's also got an irrational urge to take what isn't theirs, disrupting the fragile balance of right and wrong for your own selfish, sugar driven ways. Combine these two and what have you got? You've got an exciting night of planning as you prepare the heist of your mid life crisis: stealing candy from your kids.

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