This is perhaps more frightening than learning Dolores Umbridge is your new boss.
A blasphemous Imgur user Photoshopped an image of Harry Potter's Hermione Granger (played by Emma Watson) to look like a pureblood who is in House Slytherin, sporting jet black locks, icy blue eyes and -- gasp!-- a green and silver tie.
In this alternate universe, where Hermione uses her sharp wit and exceptional book smarts for evil, we imagine the Dark Lord would have an easy time offing Harry, Ron would be failing his second year and Hogwarts would be doomed.
But she'd totally still punch Draco in the face, 'cause he's a nit-wit in any universe.
Of course, this is all pretty far-fetched considering Hermione is a Gryffindor, through and through -- just ask the house-elves and her fellow S.P.E.W. members.
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