LONDON -- If Hipster Cop made arrests for hipster crimes, the number of people behind bars would soar.
A regular London police officer whose photo, taken at a demonstration, went viral over the weekend because of his hipster beard and handlebar moustache has prompted people to tweet about “crimes” hipsters commit that Hipster Cop should promptly investigate.
I know that hipsters like looking uncool but this is ridiculous! #riotpolice #walthamstow #hipstercop #fecalbeard pic.twitter.com/J8VvBeuFMl— Guy Smallman (@GuySmallman) May 9, 2015
Unfortunately, however, it seems that he's not a hipster at all, but actually a biker who likes to read fantasy novels and listen to Meatloaf in a non-ironic way.
To help you get over your disappointment, here are some classic hipster crimes.
Ordering toast at the Cereal Killer Cafe. #HipsterCrimes pic.twitter.com/uXlY6nK5wy— Lost Boys (@lostboys) May 12, 2015
I liked #HipsterCrimes early stuff but I'm not too sure about it now that its gone 'mainstream' pic.twitter.com/rkQPN6zTrD— SciFiSoundz (@SciFiSoundz) May 12, 2015
#HipsterCrimes attending a concert with a capacity of more than 450 people— Ben Carter (@John___Lemon) May 12, 2015
#HipsterCrimes realizing-- pic.twitter.com/epQnYjvoHP— elenadeservedbetter (@elenamywarrior) May 12, 2015
Eating un-pulled pork. #HipsterCrimes— Rosie Percy (@rosiepercy) May 12, 2015
Not moving your iPhone aside while pulling out your hipster retro typewriter. #HipsterCrimes pic.twitter.com/CNGPWf5Yrj— Dr. Phil's Nuts (@DrPhilsNuts) May 12, 2015
"Officer, I have committed a crime." "Which crime?" "Oh, you probably haven't heard of it." #HipsterCrimes @midnight— Ol5lie Langdon (@OllieLangdon) May 12, 2015
#HipsterCrimes Not doing enough research for your fake opinions declared with authority— Harry Knowles (@headgeek666) May 12, 2015
#HipsterCrimes consuming something that isn't organic, artisan, or heirloom— Matt Tonello (@TheDudeMattT) May 12, 2015
Taking selfies with your Polaroid 600. #HipsterCrimes pic.twitter.com/hIBlXrd5mJ— Bibs (@BibsWWPD) May 12, 2015
Tweeting about #HipsterCrimes— Taylor (@jackjandhayes) May 12, 2015