The cheer of Hipster Santa is alive in Portland.
Meet-and-greet Santas come in all shapes and sizes, but for the most part, they all rock the classic red suit. Not Portland Santa.
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According to local news outlet KXAN, Old Saint Nicholas in downtown Portland ditched the red for a more modern look this year: Skinny jeans, an ugly sweater, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses and a man bun. To top it off Santa also rides a bike, and he appears to have a typewriter next to him.
Only Portland. #Hipster Santa visits w/ kids while sitting on @pdxcarpet chair. #classic #portlandia #hipstersanta pic.twitter.com/o8PGA9I6ye— Emily Kellett (@kellett_emily) December 4, 2015
We're gonna go out on a limb and guess that Mrs. Claus has a septum piercing.