Super Mario Bros. turns 30 on Sunday, which means if Mario and his pals were real, live humans, they'd probably live in a big open loft in Bushwick, Brooklyn, drink $5 PBR and Evan Williams combos and wait two hours to eat a wood-fired pizza at a shared table.
Well fortunately for Mario, nobody walking the streets of Brooklyn would look twice if they saw him wearing overalls or suspenders.
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So in celebration of the Super Mario Bros' big 3-0, we reimagined the pack as a group of average hipsters, because nothing screams hipster more than that a big mustache.
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BONUS: A contemplative Mario reflects on 30 years since 'Super Mario Bros.'
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