Love is backstabbing, revenge and sweet, sweet BBQ sauce. Just ask Frank Underwood.
The House of Cards protagonist won't bring you chocolates and a teddy bear on Valentine's Day, but he will kill a man with his bare hands. He'll also sleep around with ambitious reporters, but let's not get picky.
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Say "I love you...but you should understand I'm only in this relationship for appearances and mutual gain" with House of Cards valentines. It's love, only more vicious.
House of Cards Season 2 debuts Feb. 14 on Netflix.