"Can you all squeeze in?" the photographer asks, "Just little closer..."
This is the last thing an awkward dude wants to hear when posing for a photo. What are you to do with your hands? You're clearly too close to keep them at your sides -- that'd be weird. But, you don't want to come off as a creep who's copping a cheap feel, either. Better hover that hand.
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The infamous hover hand has haunted awkward men since the camera was invented. Unfortunately, some men have yet to master the art of hovering close enough to appear touching normally.