"I regret nothing" is only applicable when you come out with minimal damage.
The rest of us must learn the hard way -- or through others' unbearably unfortunate decisions. If you have to question whether or not something is a good idea, chances are it's totally not. That goes double if it involves gasoline, roofs or backflips.
Take a tip from these poorly thought-out stunts. The best decision you could make is laugh at these GIFs.
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