Sorry, Tolkein: Elvish is out, and Internet lingo is in.*
For @Midnight's latest round of #HashtagWars, the show hosted a literary challenge: #InternetABook. The game is simple -- give books a modern twist by adding Internet references to their titles.
For the record, we would 100% read some of these results. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Instagram?" Yes, please!
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Check out the lit (as the youths say) results below.
Give a Browser a Cookie #InternetABook— Keahu Kahuanui (@KeahuKahuanui) January 12, 2016
#InternetABookGone With The Windows 10...— Gregg Masters (@GreggMasters) January 13, 2016
#InternetABookharry potter and the Deathly Follows harry Potter and the Prisoner of Instagram harry Potter and the Goblet of Firefox— HARRY POTTER FACTS (@TheHPFacts) January 12, 2016
The Fault in Our Code #InternetABook— Daniel Parsons (@dkparsonswriter) January 12, 2016
To Kill A Twitterbird #InternetABook— Jared White (@HopeofAnoWorld) January 13, 2016
The Once and Future Ping #InternetABook— Eileen Can (@eileencan) January 13, 2016
A Brief Web History of Seven Killings #InternetABook— Emme Huffman (@icygubler) January 13, 2016
#InternetABook @midnight 'Are You Online, God? It's me, NaughtyMaggie1989'. #PointsMe— Clandestine Clam (@ClandestineClam) January 13, 2016
The Invisible Meme #internetabook— Dustin (@Governorment) January 13, 2016
#InternetABook Game of Chromes— Dancing Librarian (@bananaroo) January 13, 2016
@midnight #InternetABook lol-ita.— SeeWayneTweet (@SeeWayneTweet) January 13, 2016
#InternetABook @midnight pic.twitter.com/GFM7TAtTU2— darth™ (@darth) January 12, 2016
#InternetABook The Old Man and the C++— Penguin Random House (@penguinrandom) January 12, 2016
Brave New World Wide Web #InternetABook @midnight— Chris Discianno (@ChrisMr300) January 12, 2016
#InternetABook Cache-22— Paul Kinkel ن (@PaulKinkel) January 13, 2016
Fahrenheit 404 #InternetABook @midnight— Ferdinand Uy (@Diamond_Guest) January 13, 2016
The Devil Wears Java #InternetABook @midnight— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) January 12, 2016
#InternetABook @midnight The Catfisher In The Rye— PervWithAHeartOfGold (@PervHeartOfGold) January 12, 2016
#InternetABook Eat. Pray. Download.— Shamma Zahir (@PoixenThethey) January 13, 2016
#InternetABook Tuesday's with Malware— Joseph Cognard (@JosephCognard) January 13, 2016
*Note: I know that this is blasphemy. Elvish will always be in.