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It doesn't have a camera, you can't use it to make a phone call, and the name itself has spawned countless parodies -- not to mention throwbacks to '90s television -- that's basically this video's beef with Steve Jobs's newest shiny, shiny baby.
Check out the video below and let us know in the comments: What changes would you like to see in the iPad 2.0? Personally, I'm still waiting on Spice 2.0.