Still using your hand to answer your iPhone? Amateur.
This dude demonstrates the bossest way to pick up that ring-a-ling using a special quick-draw contraption. And, in the process of doing so, inadvertently competes for the Biggest Internet Winner.
Wigs. Trains. 1970s police TV show rolls. It's all there for your cocked eyebrow watching pleasure.
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