"My screen's bigger." "Mine's got more memory." "Mine has a faster processor." "Steve Jobs could balance the world on his nose." "Google is God." ... blah, blah, blah.
The iPhone versus Android debate is the modern evolution versus creation debate; Jacob versus Edward, Pepsi versus Coke, Christina versus Britney. It goes on and on, and on.
You know what?
You're all annoying. So stop it. That's it.
If they keep arguing about it, throw the phones down a subway grate and see which one survives -- winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Thanks for putting an end to all the madness, DogHouseDiaries. The world appreciates it.
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