Call your parents, hold your children, tell your dogs you love them. The golden days of Twitter are over.
Jaden Smith, Twitter's foremost existentialist philosopher, has deleted his wildly popular Twitter account. He has also deleted his official Facebook page and made his Instagram account private. If we've learned anything from Jaden, our next question is, of course, Did these accounts ever truly exist?
What this means for you, dear reader, is of course tied to how deeply you follow Smith's Twitter account. In my case, I have never felt so alone in all my life.
Devastated fans of Smith's account collectively poured one out for their fallen king on Twitter as the news broke.
gonna be traumatic when my grandkids ask what it was like to be alive when jaden smith was tweeting & i respond with sobs.— Desus Nice (@desusnice) May 4, 2015
Jaden Smith just deactivated his Twitter account. *walks blindly into Pacific Ocean*— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) May 4, 2015
did jaden smith delete his twitter please say he didn't because that knocks my reasons to live list down to only 2 things— Ｊｏｒｔ Ｊｅｔｓｏｎ (@BauceSauce) May 4, 2015
RT if you are taking the fact that Jaden Smith quit Twitter as a dead serious sign that he knows something we don't & have spun into anxiety— Rachel Syme (@rachsyme) May 4, 2015
Jaden Smith quit Twitter so now none of us are going to know when the world is going to end or how we're going to die.— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) May 4, 2015
Jaden Smith Is No Longer On Twitter Does Life Even Have Meaning Anymore— robhatt (@robhatt) May 4, 2015
Avengers director Joss Whedon also deactivated his Twitter account today, May 4, the day where everyone tweets Star Wars puns. Truly, Twitter has never seen a darker afternoon.