Jaden Smith, Kierkegaard of the Tumblr generation, went to prom, like a lot of other teenagers have done in the past and will continue to do in the future.
But Jaden's presence at a high school dance was noteworthy. First off, his parents are famous adults Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, which makes him inherently more interesting than most teens. Second, he says stuff like, "When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple." Third off, he dressed like a superhero.
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The former most interesting person on Twitter wore an all-white bodysuit, cape and boots. He also had a white blazer, because this is a formal occasion.
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There are still a lot of questions that must be answered, though. Did his promposal involve a hologram? Did the limo take them to another dimension? Did he give his date a corsage of healing crystals?
Reveal yourself to us, Jaden. We need guidance.