Seriously, though, what's the point?
Fifty Shades of Grey fans were not happy on Sunday upon learning that Jamie Dornan, who will play the lead role of Christian Grey in the upcoming movie adaptation, announced he would not do frontal nudity in the film.
We’ll give you a second to process that.
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Dornan announced his decision to cover up during an interview with The Guardian, during which he said that audiences would not see his "Todger."
The announcement is rather bewildering, given the fact that Fifty Shades of Grey's success is based around its explicit sexual content. An adaptation without male nudity is like setting Star Wars in rural Indiana.