Jared Leto had some kind of spiritual transcendence on The Tonight Show Wednesday, and we have Hollywood's Powers That Be to thank for it.
The Oscar-winning actor and Jimmy Fallon performed a bizarrely hilarious skit called "Intense Staredown," which was basically akin to a marijuana-induced Ricola commercial. The two men donned robes and recited deep thoughts such as, "Sexual energy emanates from my epidermis, I smell of ocean birds."
Amen, brother.
Then Leto graciously allowed Fallon the privilege of trimming his beard.
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