The Illuminati must be feeling generous these days, because it has granted us access to one of the most holy and sacred events in its storied history: The wedding of Shawn "Jay Z" Carter and Beyoncé "Queen B" Knowles.
Jay Z shared the four-second, intimate clip of his 2008 nuptials on Instagram earlier this week. Now, the world wants more.
A video posted by Jay Z (@officials_c_) on Apr 7, 2015 at 11:24am PDT
But what does this really mean?
Is Jay feeling nostalgic for his youth? For the days when he and Beyoncé first fell in love? Is this some way to get more publicity for Tidal? Did Jay Z (or his social media manager) just discover Instagram videos? Did Blue Ivy just discover Instagram videos? Is this a public apology to Mrs. Carter for a martial spat?
It's more than likely just a shout-out for the couple's seven-year anniversary (April 4), but speculating is more fun.
Also, take note of Bey's blue nails.