August 15 marks the birthday of one of the most esteemed and foul-mouthed young actresses of our generation: Jennifer Lawrence.
J.Law is turning 25, so we decided to get a little nostalgic and take a stroll down memory lane to remember some of her most candid, no-bullsh*t remarks.
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We can always count on Jen to tell it like it is, from body-positivity or awkward social intricacies, Hollywood pageantry to embarrassing gaffes. And that's really what we love about her.
In honor of Jennifer reaching the quarter-century mark, here are ten of her most hilariously quotable quotes.
“Don’t go see the [Hunger Games] movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.”
“I’m a horrible dancer! I’m like a dad at prom. I look like Gumby getting electrocuted.”
“I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.”
“Don’t worry about the bitches in school — that could be a good motto, because you come across people like that throughout your life.”
"I had to have running training because I’m not a very good runner. I run weird. … The hardest stunt is probably basic running. And trying not to hit myself in the face with my bow, are my two greatest challenges.”
“Once I’m obsessed with somebody, I’m terrified of them instantly. I’m not scared of them — I’m scared of me, and how I will react. Like, for instance, one time someone was introducing me to Bill Maher, and I saw Meryl Streep walk into the room, and I literally put my hand right in Bill Maher’s face and said, ‘Not now, Bill!’ and I just stared at Meryl Streep."
“I’d rather look chubby on screen and like a person in real life.”
“If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.”
“I hate saying, ‘I like exercising’ — I want to punch people who say that.”
“Anybody who makes fun of me [for falling at the Oscars], I’m just gonna go, ‘Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman.'”