Consider your holidays officially ruined.
Artist Dana Zemack created a holiday edition of her Jerk Face Typewriter: a misanthropic typewriter that writes grouchy messages to you and your loved ones for the holiday season.
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The fixed-width-font menace relishes in all your holiday torment, from turning your holiday dinner into a dietary stress-fest to using up all your good Hanukkah candles. While you're cringing your way through awkward family gatherings, just be thankful that no one is quite this honest.
Of course, everyone can be a bit of a Scrooge by the time the holidays are over. "In the midst of all the cheer, there's that tiny voice in the back of our heads that's kind of a hater," Zemack told us.
Fans can read more holiday-ruining notes online, and see more of Zemack's less grumpy illustrations on her personal website.