There are plenty of good parts of March: St. Patrick's Day, the first day of spring, spring break, the planning of April Fools' Day jokes. But then there's March Madness.
It's a month filled with endless bracket making. There are brackets for everything -- brackets of puppies, TV shows, brackets of brackets, brackets of brackets of brackets. No wonder it's called madness -- it's literally maddening.
And for those of us non-b-ball fanatics, it's simply a month of not fitting in. If you don't carry around a crumpled sheet of paper all month referring to it every 10 minutes while jabbering on about stats, you have no relevancy.
So lucky for us, Jimmy Kimmel has prepared a list of college basketball guidelines to abide by that will keep you sane as well as relevant in the eyes of your "mad" friends.
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