Jimmy Kimmel announced a brand new, totally fake Uber app on his show late last night.
In response to reports that the median wait time for an Uber in New York is less than half of that for an ambulance, Kimmel and his team put together a new service, appropriately called "Ubulance."
It may sound a little sketchy, but don't worry. Your Ubulance driver has gone through an extensive four-hour online training course to ensure you receive the best possible emergency medical care.