All together now: Have mercy.
John Stamos has challenged Kim Kardashian's infamous oily-booty cover of Paper Magazine with a cheeky photoshoot of his own.
Warning: Ass ahead:
The New Moon of @johnstamos : @brianbowensmith / styled by @tjacobsonstyles / grooming: Ann Masterson A photo posted by Paper Magazine (@papermagazine) on Dec 7, 2015 at 8:04am PST
The magazine published the pants-less image of the 52-year-old actor to Instagram in honor of its #Fandemonium issue, which celebrates "stars with devoted online fan bases." (Stamos's fan base is sure to get a bump now.)
In the issue, Stamos admits that posing "bottomless" for the magazine is the craziest thing he's done all year. He also elaborated on his decades-long career -- which powers forward with his new Fox sitcom Grandfathered and a Netflix-made Full House sequel premiering next year.
"Basically, I get to meet truly extraordinary people," Stamos said. "This life has surpassed my ability to describe it. It's wondrous. I've found myself in so many absolutely unbelievable situations… it's all wonderfully insane."