NFL players prepare for their professional careers at prestigious universities, including the University of Vagina. Wait, what?
Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan attended the University of REGINA, but his pronunciation of his alma mater during the player introductions at the Super Bowl had the Internet confused. It sounded like Ryan said "vagina," rather than "Regina." Yes, we're all 13-year-old boys.
He had to learn how to score somewhere. (Sorry.)
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Where do I apply for the University of Vagina? https://t.co/vpkrj4HAvY— cristian (@ccorreia5) February 1, 2015
Did he just say "University of Vagina"? https://t.co/lYVP1rOvsL— ZOO Magazine (@ZOO) February 1, 2015
Like the Seahawks punter, I also matriculated at the University of Vagina— L u k e O' N e i l (@lukeoneil47) February 1, 2015
As a punter, this might be Ryan's biggest Super Bowl moment. Let's just let him have it, and giggle over our Doritos.
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