Warning: If you haven't yet had the sweet, sweet pleasure of watching the first five seasons of Game of Thrones, DON'T watch the video above.
Not many television characters are famous enough to spark parody songs written entirely about them -- but then again, Jon Snow is not like most television characters.
Everyone's best-loved bastard has probably received more attention than anyone else in Game of Thrones recently, so it's only fitting that he should have an anthem dedicated to his life so far (hopeful emphasis placed on the so far, there).
Sung to the tune of Third Eye Blind's "Semi-Charmed Life," this parody from the Riben Collective hilariously sums up Snow's journey through the first five seasons of Game of Thrones.