Kim and Kanye are the real-life fairy tale love of our time. Unfortunately, the couple's own documentation of their courtship in lyrics, episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and salacious Instagrams isn't very child-friendly.
But thanks to artist Zak Tebbal, we don't have to worry about that anymore. "Someone mentioned not wanting their kids to be exposed to Kim and Kanye, which is a problem, because their kids are going to miss out," Tebbal told Mashable.
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Tebbal takes the basic concept of Kanye's Yeezus single "Bound 2" -- ending up with your one true love -- and scrubs it of lyrics like "step back, can't get spunk on the mink" in favor of a more kid-friendly plot. The chick of his dreams, Kim, is an actual baby chicken, while Kanye is just Kanye wholesomely keeping an eye out for his one true love with his trusty binoculars.
They can watch the actual video when they're older. Until then, let's hope Pixar options the story.
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