Kanye West's tweetstorms are notoriously prescient and insightful. And I'm not just talking about his Wiz Khalifa rant last month.
That's why they also make ideal out-of-office replies: They're vague enough to avoid specific questions, but mysterious enough to impress your coworkers.
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So next time you're about to head on vacation with an auto-reply that reads, "I'll be out of the office for the next two weeks, but will be checking email and texts and voicemails and Twitter and Facebook and Snapchat regularly," stop for a minute. Take a breath. And choose one of these messages instead.
Same.
Please no one text me or ask me for anything till Monday.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 10, 2016
BRB, fulfilling my dream.
It was always a dream to have a listening party at Madison Square Garden— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 4, 2016
No time for your BS.
I have no interest in working with anyone who is too important or too good or too traditional to take a call at 3am— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 10, 2016
Who dis?
Doing the Lord's work here.
good fridays— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 25, 2016
If you have an urgent question, please figure it out yourself.
I’m finishing my album and my next collection…— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) December 13, 2015
Can I just live?
Please: Do everything you possibly can in one lifetime.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) September 23, 2015
I'm taking a few weeks off during this difficult time.
I would like to publicly apologize to Beck, I’m sorry Beck.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 26, 2015
That dream does not involve your email.
I want to steer clear of “opportunities" and focus on dreams.— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 11, 2015
I'm still recovering. Please do not disturb.
Me and my wife met with President Obama two weeks ago— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) November 4, 2014
"Sent from my Macbook."
