Keanu Reeves Is 50, So We Updated the Plots of His Films

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Max Knoblauch
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Keanu Reeves Is 50, So We Updated the Plots of His Films
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Actor, director and meme Keanu Reeves turned 50 this week, making everyone familiar with his dense filmography feel older.

Respecting his semi-centennial and the wisdom that comes with it, we felt it appropriate and necessary to offer some potential updates to his most famous films.

Since Hollywood seems to be exclusively making prequels, sequels and reboots these days, we don't see any reason these films couldn't make a few hundred million at the box office.

So, what do you say, Keanu? Think about it.

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