Prepare to have whatever semblance of your childhood Muppet memories dashed.
In their first interview since a very public breakup, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and as Kimmel said, it was "genuinely uncomfortable."
The former flames bickered and taunted, before Kermit opened up about his new, much younger girlfriend and Miss Piggy discussed the steamy details of her single life.
"I'm like the Donald Trump of love. Everything I do is huuuuuge," she said.
Then Kimmel revealed a new Tinder profile for Miss Piggy, and we all mourned the death of love.
At least the Swedish Chef was there to diffuse the tension.