You know what weddings need? More Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.
In a sketch for comedy collective JASH, premiering exclusively on Mashable, the duo -- stars of Comedy Central series Key and Peele -- pair up to play wedding band Absorption. The awkwardly-named group just takes classic songs and tosses in some unique lyrics so it can only apply to the couple getting married.
Absorption is a "supergroup of the best wedding band musicians of all time," Peele explains. "Certainly in the Scotsdale/Phoenix area," Key finishes.
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For example, Absorption's version of Macklemore's "Same Love" would goes like this: "When they were in third grade/They thought that they were gay/And they were."
If you drop a little extra cash, you can also book the deluxe package: a performance from Master Collaborator. "One of the great wedding players of all time," is actually 2 Chainz wielding a saxophone.
Key, Peele, 2 Chainz. Now your special day can finally have it all.