KFC's Colonel Sanders (OK, John Goodman) Doesn't Have a Problem with the Gays [VIDEO]

Are you waiting for KFC to weigh in on the Chick-fil-A same-sex marriage controversy? Well, keep waiting, but in the meantime enjoy this very unauthorized Funny or Die re-imagining of KFC mascot Colonel Sanders' take on the issue.

Here, Sanders (John Goodman) is presented as quite gay-friendly. Why, he even listens to Bette Midler! But deep down, the Colonel doesn't give a hoot one way or the other: He just sees all customers as "money-mouths, walking around talkin' and eatin'."

Well, that clears that up.