Step aside, Messi -- the soccer Internet has a new nutmeg king.
There's only one problem: This kid's obscenely well-executed nutmeg is probably too cruel to for the nurturing womb of youth sports.
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Youth sports are about fun and learning a love for the game, not crushing your opponent's will, right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!
Not so, says our protagonist in the video atop this post. Watch as he performs a Champions League-caliber nutmeg -- which is to say, dribbling the ball through a defender's legs -- at the expense another poor child.
You'll notice the defender, realizing he has been utterly vanquished and emasculated, immediately leans against the wall, sinks to the ground and bows his head in shame.
This is the only appropriate reaction.