In the most recent edition of Kids being funny OR adults lying for Internet points, we bring you The School Company.
According to the Reddit post, 7-year-old Cara G, assisted her parents in retrieving the mail on Sunday, a day that every adult knows there is no postal service.
Cara returned with a highly believable letter from her elementary school that read, "The school company is taking a brake [sic] so the kids will get one more week of school off."
For good measure and to make it seem totally legit, Cara was then asked to sign her name.
She should probably get an extra week off just for being totally awesome.