Let's just put this out there -- not many people watch all the Oscar nominated movies. Even if you manage to see 'em all, they don't always live up to the hype.
So who's going to lay down the truth? Who are the harshest critics in the biz? Kids, obviously -- they do say the darndest things after all.
This team of future actors boil down this year's Best Picture Oscar contenders to everything you really need to know before the Academy Awards. On Amour: "I'm old. I'm so bloody old! Old people can't even hear." On Life of Pi: "This was nothing like Calvin and Hobbes."
That just about sums it up.
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