Themed parties are fun. You might have had a Spider Man or Disney princess party when you were a kid.
Or, if you're married to Kanye West, maybe you had a birthday party where everyone pretended to be pregnant, ate churros and watched Steve Jobs. Because that is how Kim Kardashian celebrated turning 35.
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Kim has opened up about struggling with pregnancy -- so to make her feel better, Yeezy rented out a movie theater and requested that everyone there wear a fake pregnant belly.
No Kardashian event is complete without white roses, so a flower wall ensured that the party was on brand. Note that the birthday wish is addressed to Pregnant Kim. As if there is some alternate universe where Kim Kardashian is not with child, and it must be specified which Kim the cake is celebrating.
My husband never ceases the amaze me! He rented out the entire movie theater to screen the new Steve Jobs (It's sooooo good BTW) and had all of my family & close friends come dressed up as their best pregnant Kim look (fake baby bumps provided on arrival!) Not sure if that was to make me feel less huge or just a fun cool theme but I loved it & had the best time ever, feeling so very comfortable eating churros with a bunch of pregnant women! Just what I needed, the perfect chill yummy food birthday!!!! A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Oct 21, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT
Kris Jenner is apparently having Karl Lagerfeld's child -- which would not happen for many reasons. But the hypothetical baby would certainly be a very Instagrammable bundle of joy.
I wasn't expecting to look this way again quite yet, but Happy Pregnant Birthday @kimkardashian !! A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Oct 21, 2015 at 9:18pm PDT
Kylie opted to wear a crop top instead of a pregnant belly, because she is no fun. Or she was just being thoughtful and protecting the universe from the idea of her reproducing with Tyga.
Short hair don't care A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 21, 2015 at 9:57pm PDT